i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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