She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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