Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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