we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I still have a little drunk in my system
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
A bitchslap is in order.
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