Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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