That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
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you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
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Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Drunk is a universal language darling
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