No subtext here. People are naked.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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