Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I AM VODKA MAN
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
