I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I don't think brook has ever known best
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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