we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
wow bdsm is so cute
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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