i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
a search helicopter?!
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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