I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
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He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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