But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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