I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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