I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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