wakey wakey hands off snakey
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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