I understand Curling. That high.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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