We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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