"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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