Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
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I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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