Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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