Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Randomize
