Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I have tasted many bathrooms
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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