I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
50% drunk capacity currently
I can't turn off my feet"
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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