i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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