I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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