Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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