also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
i need some magic done to my vagina
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Randomize
