Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
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I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I deserve this hangover.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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