I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Is it because I queefed?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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