Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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