Don't you send me to vm
wat bout pragnant strippers??
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Randomize
