Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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