We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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