omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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