I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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