Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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