What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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