Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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