I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
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Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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