she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
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All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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