Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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