Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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