i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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