Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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