Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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