Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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