i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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