is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
