I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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