its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
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You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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