It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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