I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
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